There’s people for whom “we’re leaving in the morning” means “we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we’ll grab breakfast somewhere along the way”, and there’s people for whom it means “we’ll get going somewhere before noon”.
terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”
i had to explain a joke to adam in blackadder where stephen fry asks for “his hat” during a court martial. “oh yeah, in england they wear this stupid fucking hat when they sentence you to death” and then like the full realization of that hit me and like. what is wrong with them over there
imagine your judge putting his gay napkin on his stupid wig before declaring YOU unfit for life. like the psychic damage must be unreal
This is slightly stupider than the other stupid hat the British have (the single top hat they keep in parliament, which you have to wear to speak)
my half-assed research suggests that that hasn’t been the case since 1998, when they abolished it because people kept making fun of them once sessions started being televised
It was a collapsible one, too.
this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my entire life. holy shit he’s so smooth with it
holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading
