When the ocean met the sky.

12-amu:

megapope:

megapope:

the most insane video i’ve ever seen is the one where that guy claims that snowpiercer is the sequel to willy wonka and then actually makes it make sense. like to the degree where it’s hard not to see it as one due to the oompa-loompa proof

spoilers if you haven’t seen snowpiercer, which you really should if you haven’t

Listen it’s a good fucking video

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

cosmog:

mintysquid:

minkstooth:

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

Garfield, the brother of Mountaindew and Smokeweed

#we did it. we’ve found the mcelboys fursonas

dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

aaronthesnob:

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling

I hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.


Update:

Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like it did! The feedback has been overwhelmingly positive, and I really appreciate it! Thanks guys! 

I apologize for any contradictions with the actual Splatoon lore. I originally wanted to give an explanation for everything, but that would’ve made it way too long, even by Metal Gear standards. 

Anyway, I went ahead and George Lucased the colour grading to make it less overbright and washed out. I also changed one of the lines that used “market trend” twice in the same sentence.